Bekah, 18 year old photography student from the foreign valley of Yorkshire. One of my favourite things to do is to trick people into thinking i'm not a fucking weirdo by pretending to be normal.
Ask what you like.
Also, that ''It does not matter how slow you go so long as you do not stop'' - Wisdom of Confucius thing that's on my screen as I type this is complete bullshit. Bitch if there's an apocalypse and there's fire spreading towards you, you fucking run. That shit will burn your ass up. Same applies for if zombies are chasing you. Motherfucker, they will eat you alive if you don't get the fuck out of there as fast as you can okay? Okay. I mean seriously? This wisdom is not very wise. I guarantee that in a zombie apocalypse they would be the first to go. The first rule of zombieland is cardio OK. JESUS. Ok i'm done.